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I like women who look like they’re about to just fall apart. So chubby, they look like they are going to melt if they go outside to do something.

I’ve never sat on a porch step while getting my hair braided into corn rows. Ever. I promise.

My head hurts like, say if JFK survived getting shot. That bad.

nomoresauce vs. brandnewswastikas

but that’s just how u live when your wife’s a waffle.